How the shrine for Jedi Mind Tricks came to be
Note: This page has nothing to do with the Jedi Mind Tricks rap group.
In my quest for damaging my liver I found this originally titled drink called the Jedi Mind Trick with ingredients that would put to test any Jedi mindfulness exercises. In an insouciant manner I decided to eternalize Jedi Mind Tricks on my web page with this little artistic tribute. I know, I can't believe it either. So I present you the ingredients list for Jedi Mind Tricks. Here's to you Obe Wan:
I could go on and on about it, but I haven't tasted it yet. Hey, it's not like these ingredients are easy to assemble. I'm more of a simple Martini guy, and yes, it is because of James Bond (Sean Connery of course, not Roger Moore). And damn.. this isn't a drink.. look at this.. ice cream? Maybe I'll have better luck at a fancy bar. Do you think asking for Jedi Mind Tricks would sound cool to a barmaid? Maybe she'll reply "Go on about your business" while waving her hand. Anyway I'm ranting like an old pop so I'll let you get closer to heart failure with this recipe.
PS: Certain individuals cannot get drunk with Jedi Mind Tricks.
The recipe for Jedi Mind Tricks was found at drinkmixer.com. Quite the nice site might I add. Might I? I don't want to assume. I can't believe you've read this far. Go away!